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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Vergecast: Surface Go, Apple earnings, and HipChat memories]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[In the thrilling conclusion to our three-part epic miniseries, &#8220;Apple doesn&#8217;t make the laptops we want,&#8221; Nilay, Paul, and Dieter discuss how nothing really matters because Apple is a phone company worth $1 trillion. Samsung, Amazon, and Tesla earnings are also discussed, along with Farhad Manjoo&#8217;s &#8220;Frightful Five&#8221; thesis. Then, in &#8220;The Bezel Wars,&#8221; our [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>In the thrilling conclusion to our three-part epic miniseries, &ldquo;Apple doesn&rsquo;t make the laptops we want,&rdquo; Nilay, Paul, and Dieter discuss how nothing really matters because Apple is a phone company <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/2/17638764/apple-worlds-first-1-trillion-company-market-cap-stock-price">worth $1 trillion</a>.</p>

<p>Samsung, Amazon, and Tesla earnings are also discussed, along with Farhad Manjoo&rsquo;s &ldquo;<a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/01/technology/big-tech-earnings-stumbles.html?rref=collection%2Fbyline%2Ffarhad-manjoo&amp;action=click&amp;contentCollection=undefined&amp;region=stream&amp;module=stream_unit&amp;version=latest&amp;contentPlacement=1&amp;pgtype=collection">Frightful Five</a>&rdquo; thesis.</p>

<p>Then, in &ldquo;The Bezel Wars,&rdquo; our hosts discuss the Surface Go, iPad rumors, and the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/2/17641686/microsoft-surface-go-now-shipping-tablet-hands-on-video">Windows 10 S life Dieter has been living</a>.</p>

<p>Paul&rsquo;s weekly segment about &ldquo;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/1/17640148/vape-e-cig-cigarette-juul-bluetooth-enabled-locks-israel-uk">Wireless Vapes</a>&rdquo; is as poignant as ever.</p>

<p>Ultimately, the final question is something like: &ldquo;How many notches can you fit on the blockchain?&rdquo;</p>
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<p>02:19 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/2/17638764/apple-worlds-first-1-trillion-company-market-cap-stock-price">The race to $1 trillion</a></p>

<p>05:25 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/31/17636608/apple-q3-earnings-2018-trillion-market-value">Phones, not Macs</a></p>

<p>14:18 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/26/17619476/amazon-q2-2018-earnings-1-trillion-market-valuation">Amazon&rsquo;s cloud power</a></p>

<p>24:53 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/2/17641686/microsoft-surface-go-now-shipping-tablet-hands-on-video">Dieter&rsquo;s Surface Go impressions</a></p>

<p>26:41 &#8211; Can you name 10 Windows 10 S apps?</p>

<p>34:20 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/6/15/17467216/usb-c-headphones-wireless-future">#donglelife</a></p>

<p>38:44 &#8211; Paul&rsquo;s weekly segment &ldquo;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/1/17640148/vape-e-cig-cigarette-juul-bluetooth-enabled-locks-israel-uk">Wireless Vapes</a>&rdquo;</p>

<p>44:35 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/7/31/17634058/android-p-notch-limits-google">Two notches, max</a></p>

<p>46:31 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/7/30/17629760/pixel-3-xl-leaks-white-color-notch-google-android-images">Pixel 3 leak</a></p>

<p>47:54 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/7/30/17633144/logitech-acquires-blue-microphones-announcement">Mergers and acquisitions</a></p>

<p>If you enjoyed this podcast and want to hear more audio from <em>The Verge</em>, well here you go. Check out the newest <em>Verge</em> podcast <a href="https://www.theverge.com/converge"><em>Converge</em> with Casey Newton</a> now! This week, Casey talks to <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/25/17608120/lyft-quiet-mode-autonomous-driving-taggart-matthiesen-interview-converge-podcast">Taggart Matthiesen,</a> head of product for autonomous driving for Lyft.</p>

<p>Also, we have a whole bunch of episodes of <a href="https://www.theverge.com/whyd-you-push-that-button"><em>Why&rsquo;d You Push That Button</em></a> you can listen to. We&rsquo;re in talks about season 3, so you can binge listen to get ready. Find it anywhere you listen to <em>The Vergecast</em>, such as <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com/?id=66960X1514734&amp;xs=1&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fitunes.apple.com%2Fus%2Fpodcast%2Fwhyd-you-push-that-button%2Fid1295289748%3Fmt%3D2">Apple Podcasts</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4xEBxMawkpToKdcnSTI7Ze">Spotify</a>, <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ijzrectqkht6coftfoq3cyum4pe?t=Whyd_You_Push_That_Button">Google Play Music</a>, or our plain ol&rsquo; <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/WhydYouPushThatButton">RSS feed</a>.</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Vergecast: Elon Musk, dongle conspiracy, and Zuckerberg visits the EU]]></title>
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			<updated>2018-05-25T12:34:20-04:00</updated>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Are you driving somewhere for the holiday weekend? Here at The Verge, we&#8217;d like to encourage you to use a car that&#8217;s wholly, or at least primarily, powered by dirty fossil fuels. On this week&#8217;s episode of The Vergecast, Nilay, Natt, Casey, and Paul discuss how we&#8217;re financially beholden to Big Car and what to [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>Are you driving somewhere for the holiday weekend? Here at <em>The Verge, </em>we&rsquo;d like to encourage you to use a car that&rsquo;s wholly, or at least primarily, powered by dirty fossil fuels. On this week&rsquo;s episode of <em>The Vergecast</em>, Nilay, Natt, Casey, and Paul discuss how we&rsquo;re financially beholden to Big Car and what to do about it now that <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/24/17390208/elon-musk-pravda-journalism-truth">Elon Musk has called us out on our bias</a>.</p>

<p>We also got a chance to discuss Nilay&rsquo;s bonkers theory about Apple&rsquo;s dongle suppression campaign, Mark Zuckerberg&rsquo;s wacky trip to the EU, and we spoke with unearned confidence about Dieter&rsquo;s hands-on with the RED Hydrogen One phone. Paul&rsquo;s weekly report on robots that do backflips is, of course, also something that happened.</p>
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<p>01:50 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/24/17390208/elon-musk-pravda-journalism-truth">Elon Musk</a></p>

<p>27:54 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/19/17372510/red-hydrogen-one-smartphone-hands-on-photos-video">RED Hydrogen One hands-on</a></p>

<p>32:34 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/24/17391734/essential-cancels-phone-development-considers-sale-report">RIP Essential?</a></p>

<p>36:37 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/5/24/17390250/blackberry-key2-phone-teaser-dual-cameras">BlackBerry KEY2</a></p>

<p>41:19 &#8211; Dongle suppression exposed!</p>

<p>47:15 &#8211; Paul&rsquo;s weekly segment &ldquo;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/5/22/17381424/disney-research-stickman-robot-backflip">Robot backflip weekly update</a>&rdquo;</p>

<p>51:08 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/28/17172548/gdpr-compliance-requirements-privacy-notice">GDPR is happening</a></p>

<p>55:54 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/22/17381250/mark-zuckerberg-european-parliament-facebook">Mark Zuckerberg in the EU</a></p>

<p>1:03:51 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/23/17378324/houseparty-app-sima-sistani-interview-converge-podcast">Casey shamelessly plugs <em>Converge</em></a></p>

<p>1:06:35 &#8211; What&rsquo;s happening in the rest of tech</p>

<p>If you enjoyed this podcast and want to hear more audio from <em>The Verge</em>, we have great news for you. We just launched a brand-new show called <a href="https://www.theverge.com/converge"><em>Converge</em> with Casey Newton</a>! You can subscribe on <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ConvergeWithCaseyNewton">Apple Podcasts</a>, <a href="https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iscuzv6ndzbmtd2bw6hh7bvaf44">Google Play</a>, via <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ConvergeWithCaseyNewton">RSS feed,</a> or <a href="https://art19.com/shows/converge-with-casey-newton">wherever you get your podcasts</a>.</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Living in a Docker world]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[How much do you know about containers? Once upon a time, I worked at a startup that was looking to &#8220;Dockerize&#8221; its backend infrastructure. This developed into a running joke where the programmers on the team would ask me if I knew what Docker was, and I would say: &#8220;Yes, it&#8217;s like a boat.&#8221; This [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>How much do you know about containers?</p>

<p>Once upon a time, I worked at a startup that was looking to &ldquo;Dockerize&rdquo; its backend infrastructure. This developed into a running joke where the programmers on the team would ask me if I knew what Docker was, and I would say:</p>

<p>&ldquo;Yes, it&rsquo;s like a boat.&rdquo;</p>

<p>This would frustrate the programmers, which was my intention. They would howl about how wrong I was, and they could never quite calm down enough to clarify how Docker wasn&rsquo;t like a boat.</p>

<p>I was, of course, basing my concept of Docker entirely on the Docker logo, which is sort of a whale / boat hybrid, filled to the brim with shipping containers.</p>

<p>So, as a much-belated apology to those programmers I harassed, I&rsquo;d like to try and explain Docker now.</p>

<p>Docker is like a boat. A Linux server is the ocean. Inside Docker are &ldquo;containers&rdquo; that carry applications or sets of applications.</p>
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<p>Have you ever tried to install <em>Minecraft</em> and seen an error message like, &ldquo;This application requires a Java Runtime Environment 1.6.0&rdquo;? Or you try to install something on Windows, and you get an error that says some .NET framework is missing? Or, as a more basic example, have you ever spent a couple hours setting up a new computer with all your applications and preferences?</p>

<p>Those are the kinds of problems Docker, and &ldquo;containers&rdquo; more broadly (Docker is kind of the Kleenex of containers), are meant to solve. Docker makes it easy to install Linux applications on servers, along with their required dependencies and whatever preferences you might have for those applications. And, as an added bonus, conflicting dependencies between applications (maybe one app relies on Python 2, and another app relies on Python 3) aren&rsquo;t an issue, because everything is isolated in different containers.</p>

<p>If this sounds like it would be convenient for desktop computing, you&rsquo;re right. But it emerged in the developer world first because:</p>

<p>1. Developers like to scratch their own itch.</p>

<p>2. Developers spend a ton of time spinning up new servers to run the same sets of applications, and they got tired of doing all these fiddly installs over and over.</p>

<p>These days, backend developers have moved on to solving more elaborate problems, while typically using Docker or other container technologies as the unit of abstraction. For instance, <a href="https://kubernetes.io/">Kubernetes</a> is software that Google built to help with &ldquo;container orchestration.&rdquo; The Kubernetes logo is literally a boat&rsquo;s steering wheel, but I think it should be an admiral&rsquo;s hat because Kubernetes helps you organize a fleet of Docker boats, not just one.</p>
<h2 class="wp-block-heading" id="SSCL7j">So, why are you telling me this?</h2>
<p>The same reason I got interested in this boat-like technology in the first place: spite.</p>

<p>In this case, I&rsquo;m just trolling Nilay, who shooed me away from the topic of Docker on <a href="https://www.theverge.com/the-vergecast"><em>The Vergecast</em></a> the other day. Nilay loves boats, so he really had no idea what he was missing.</p>

<p>But if we&rsquo;re going to pretend to learn a valuable lesson from all of this, I think Docker, and containers generally, are an important element in the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKXe3HUG2l4">ongoing war against technological complexity that we all must face</a>. We make systems, those systems become complex and fragile, so we build new abstractions to manage that complexity. The abstractions aren&rsquo;t always correct, and so we figure that out on a case-by-case basis. Sometimes we can&rsquo;t safely hide complexity, so we have to throw things out and <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Fuchsia">write whole new systems</a>. Either way, it&rsquo;s hard to move forward and solve new problems until we pay our complexity debt.</p>

<p>And it never ends.</p>

<p>I believe it took roughly five seconds after Docker emerged on the scene for a developer to say, &ldquo;If only I had a system to manage all my Docker containers!&rdquo; And thus, Kubernetes was born. In my dreams, someone will soon discover a meta-Kubernetes that will orchestrate multiple Kuberneti.</p>

<p>Maybe they already have. They should call it &ldquo;the king of the boat people,&rdquo; but they&rsquo;ll probably call it something simple and Unix-ey like &ldquo;<a href="https://github.com/kubernetes/kops">kops</a>.&rdquo;</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[The desktop belongs to Electron]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been using a Pixelbook over the past week, checking out the new Linux application functionality. It&#8217;s not ready for prime time, but it&#8217;s a billion times better than the last time I tried to run Linux apps on Chrome OS. But I was struck by a certain irony: half the applications I wanted to [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>I&rsquo;ve been using a Pixelbook over the past week, checking out <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/5/8/17318340/chrome-os-update-new-features-linux-apps-google-io-2018">the new Linux application functionality</a>. It&rsquo;s not ready for prime time, but it&rsquo;s a billion times better than <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2017/11/16/16656420/google-pixelbook-chromebook-development-linux-crouton-how-to">the last time I tried to run Linux apps on Chrome OS</a>.</p>

<p>But I was struck by a certain irony: half the applications I wanted to install were Electron apps. If you&rsquo;re not familiar with Electron, it&rsquo;s a framework that allows developers to create desktop apps using web technologies. &ldquo;If you can build a website, you can build a desktop app,&rdquo; is the tagline. In fact, many Electron applications feel almost exactly like websites.</p>

<p>Slack, Hyper, Simplenote, Visual Studio Code. All responsible for a large portion of my day, and all of them are built with Electron.</p>

<p>Under the hood, Electron is powered by the Chromium rendering engine and Node.js. Chromium is the open-source part of Google&rsquo;s Chrome browser. And Node.js is powered by V8, which is Chrome&rsquo;s JavaScript engine.</p>
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<p>So, to clarify: I&rsquo;m running a laptop that has an operating system called &ldquo;Chrome OS,&rdquo; which is mostly just Google&rsquo;s Chrome browser and a little bit of Linux, and now I&rsquo;m installing &ldquo;real&rdquo; Linux applications inside a virtual machine on top of Chrome OS, and most of those applications are built entirely with Chrome-derived technologies.</p>

<p>And you know what? These Electron apps kind of suck on Chrome OS. I&rsquo;m sure they&rsquo;ll improve over time &mdash; especially once they get GPU support, which I&rsquo;m told is in the works &mdash; but they&rsquo;ll always be hamstrung by the sandbox Google has made to keep Linux applications separate and safe from the rest of the OS.</p>

<p>I don&rsquo;t want to come across as a complainer here. There&rsquo;s a lot of technical achievement to celebrate on all sides. Electron apps are easy to install on Linux, self-contained, and certainly functional. In contrast, I had to delete a couple of files inside my Steam install to get it to launch, even though Steam&rsquo;s basic composition &mdash; a web browser UI with access to the file system &mdash; is hardly more complicated than VS Code&rsquo;s.</p>

<p>Here&rsquo;s an Electron developer explaining how it all works, with a nice little history lesson about the technology inside:</p>
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<p>Electron is sort of like a web browser and a web <em>server</em> all in one convenient package. Developers build a user interface using HTML, CSS, and JavaScript (the same as any website), and build the &ldquo;backend&rdquo; for their app &mdash; basically, all the functionality that a website typically can&rsquo;t do, like delete your hard drive or turn on your webcam without asking &mdash; using JavaScript.</p>

<p>Let&rsquo;s take Slack as an example. Here&rsquo;s <a href="https://slack.engineering/interops-labyrinth-sharing-code-between-web-electron-apps-f9474d62eccc">one of Slack&rsquo;s developers</a> explaining exactly why they use Electron:</p>
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<p>Given the rise of progressive web apps (PWAs) and browsers-as-OSes, it&rsquo;s worth taking some time to think through what capabilities your app can&rsquo;t possibly have as a standard web app. For Slack, this includes fine-grained control over native notifications, screensharing and video calls, spellchecking and language detection, native app and context menus, and access to exciting new APIs like the Touch Bar and My People.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>That looks like a long list, but what&rsquo;s most impressive to me is what&rsquo;s <em>not</em> on the list: the user interface, and the core logic of Slack, are completely Electron-independent. In Slack&rsquo;s case, most of the core logic lives in the cloud on Slack&rsquo;s servers. For offline Electron apps, like Visual Studio Code, there&rsquo;s a lot more &ldquo;backend&rdquo; that works on your local computer for compiling code, offering suggestions, and working with git version control. But you can still use the core text editor part of VS Code in a browser &mdash; it&rsquo;s called Monaco Editor, and it powers one of my favorite web-based coding environments, CodeSandbox.</p>

<p>It seems to me like it should be possible to break Electron up into its constituent parts and make Chrome OS the <em>best</em> place to run Electron apps.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>I’m looking for an operating system with first-class Electron support</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>Just run the &ldquo;backend&rdquo; of the app in the new Linux sandbox, and run the UI as a Chrome App, powered by the native Chrome OS version of Chrome. I say &ldquo;just&rdquo; like this would be an easy undertaking. It probably wouldn&rsquo;t be. But the alternative for Google is that Slack and VS Code run worse on Chrome OS than they do on Windows and Mac. And then I&rsquo;ll be sad.</p>

<p>If I let my imagination really run wild, I don&rsquo;t see why Apple and Microsoft couldn&rsquo;t do some similar decomposition of Electron using their own OS-optimized browser engines for the UI. I mean, I love that the major browser vendors are working so hard to support <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/4/11/17207964/web-apps-quality-pwa-webassembly-houdini">Progressive Web Apps as an open standard</a>, but it&rsquo;s obvious that the demands of most &ldquo;real&rdquo; desktop apps will always outpace those open standards.</p>

<p>Developers have clearly signaled their intentions: they want to make cross platform desktop applications that work <em>right now</em> using web technologies. Electron is an open-source project. So contribute! At this point in my app usage journey, I&rsquo;m looking for an operating system with first-class Electron support, not the inverse.</p>

<p>The architecture specifics of Electron have helped it succeed, but what really matters are results: a developer can make a desktop application using a single JavaScript codebase, and it compiles into a binary that works on every OS. It&rsquo;s not impossible for Google to contribute to that compile pipeline in order to ensure that Electron apps pop out as perfect Chrome OS citizens &mdash; in fact, Microsoft has already developed a tool that <a href="https://github.com/felixrieseberg/electron-windows-store">helps developers package Electron apps</a> for the Windows Store.</p>

<p>This doesn&rsquo;t have to be forever. Maybe in the future, developers will start using <a href="https://proton-native.js.org/#/">React Native to build desktop applications</a>. Or perhaps Flutter! Electron apps have a bad reputation for using too much RAM, have potential security issues, can&rsquo;t (yet) match the speed of C++, and they often lack the polish and familiarity of a great native app.</p>

<p>But it seems clear to me that OS-specific SDKs are becoming a liability for desktop OS vendors. Developers want to use the technologies they know, and they want maximum reach for the products they build. And they&rsquo;re smart enough to get what they want. A lack of cooperation on the part of Apple, Google, and Microsoft will only hurt users.</p>

<p>Say hello to your new Electron overlord.</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[How close is Google to building a Paul?]]></title>
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			<updated>2018-05-09T15:25:30-04:00</updated>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[As someone who recently got a haircut, Google&#8217;s presentation yesterday at I/O really resonated with me. Finally, a service that can make phone calls on my behalf and negotiate appointment times with hair salons. Google&#8217;s Duplex technology even uses the word &#8220;um&#8221; and sometimes misunderstands what people on the phone are talking about. Just like [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>As someone who recently got a haircut, Google&rsquo;s presentation yesterday at I/O really resonated with me. Finally, <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/9/17335710/google-duplex-phone-call-ai-assistant-service-industry">a service that can make phone calls on my behalf</a> and negotiate appointment times with hair salons.</p>

<p>Google&rsquo;s Duplex technology even uses the word &ldquo;um&rdquo; and sometimes misunderstands what people on the phone are talking about. Just like me!</p>

<p>It got me thinking: how close is Google to replacing me altogether?</p>

<p>For instance, Google can already <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/12/15743130/google-gboard-android-update-keyboard-emoji-ai">write most of my text messages</a>, and now it can <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/8/17331960/google-smart-compose-io-2018">help compose for me</a>. Could it write my <em>Verge</em> articles, too?</p>

<p>My ego would like me to believe that my writing process is a little more complicated than a Markov chain.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p> I didn’t expect my obsolescence to come so soon</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>For instance, I often Google things for research.</p>

<p>I try to <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/8/17329074/google-news-update-new-features-newsstand-io-2018">synthesize news from multiple sources</a>.</p>

<p>And, of course, I like to pepper in personal anecdotes from places I&rsquo;ve been, people I&rsquo;ve talked to, songs I&rsquo;ve heard, and books (synopses) I&rsquo;ve read.</p>

<p>Oh, right. Google knows everything I search for, click on, and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/8/17320672/google-lens-update-new-camera-features-pixel-2-google-io-2018">point my phone camera at</a>.</p>

<p>At least Google can&rsquo;t emulate my tone of voice, right? That&rsquo;s just <a href="https://www.newscientist.com/article/2162177-baidu-can-clone-your-voice-after-hearing-just-a-minute-of-audio/">a Baidu thing</a>? My spot on <em>The Vergecast</em> is safe?</p>

<p><a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/27/17167200/google-ai-speech-tts-cloud-deepmind-wavenet">Well, shit</a>.</p>

<p>I can drive a car. <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/9/17307156/google-waymo-driverless-cars-deep-learning-neural-net-interview">Google can drive a car</a>. I like to remind my nieces and nephews to be polite. <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/8/17314524/google-assistant-update-new-features-announced-io-2018">Google can remind kids to be polite</a>. Sometimes I remember to call my sister. <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/8/17328004/android-p-action-slice-ui-design-app-deep-linking-google-io-2018">Google knows when I&rsquo;m most likely to call my sister</a>.</p>

<p>If Google bought Boston Dynamics (again) and taped a picture of my face on an Atlas humanoid&rsquo;s head, would anyone really know the difference?</p>
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<p>Okay, I&rsquo;ll admit it right now: Paul 1.0 wasn&rsquo;t as great as everyone was hoping. Often, I&rsquo;m late for work. And sometimes I don&rsquo;t do the dishes when it&rsquo;s my turn. I&rsquo;m sorry I&rsquo;ve let everyone down.</p>

<p>But I didn&rsquo;t expect my obsolescence to come so soon. I always assumed Google was working on an Assistant that would <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2016/10/5/13172014/your-own-personal-google-pixel-event">understand my tastes and preferences</a>, not an Assistant that could replace me if it wanted to.</p>

<p>Perhaps I will, in the end, be saved by my relative obscurity and lack of utility to Google&rsquo;s bottom line. Maybe Google could build a Paul, but it just doesn&rsquo;t have a profit motive.</p>

<p>After all, as my mom always told me: &ldquo;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/8/17332014/google-assistant-voice-john-legend">Paul, you&rsquo;re no John Legend</a>.&rdquo;</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[What is edge computing?]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Companies like Amazon, Microsoft, and Google have proven to us that we can trust them with our personal data. Now it&#8217;s time to reward that trust by giving them complete control over our computers, toasters, and cars. Allow me to introduce you to &#8220;edge&#8221; computing. Edge is a buzzword. Like &#8220;IoT&#8221; and &#8220;cloud&#8221; before it, [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>Companies like Amazon, Microsoft, and Google have proven to us that we can trust them with our personal data. Now it&rsquo;s time to reward that trust by giving them complete control over our computers, toasters, and cars.</p>

<p>Allow me to introduce you to &ldquo;edge&rdquo; computing.</p>

<p>Edge is a buzzword. Like &ldquo;IoT&rdquo; and &ldquo;cloud&rdquo; before it, edge means everything and nothing. But I&rsquo;ve been watching some industry experts on YouTube, listening to some podcasts, and even, on occasion, reading articles on the topic. And I think I&rsquo;ve come up with a useful definition and some possible applications for this buzzword technology.</p>
<h2 class="wp-block-heading" id="hovtmc">What is edge computing?</h2>
<p>In the beginning, there was One Big Computer. Then, in the Unix era, we learned how to connect to that computer using dumb (not a pejorative) terminals. Next we had personal computers, which was the first time regular people really owned the hardware that did the work.</p>

<p>Right now, in 2018, we&rsquo;re firmly in the cloud computing era. Many of us still own personal computers, but we mostly use them to access centralized services like Dropbox, Gmail, Office 365, and Slack. Additionally, devices like Amazon Echo, Google Chromecast, and the Apple TV are powered by content and intelligence that&rsquo;s in the cloud &mdash; as opposed to the DVD box set of <em>Little House on the Prairie</em> or CD-ROM copy of Encarta you might&rsquo;ve enjoyed in the personal computing era.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>Most of the new opportunities for the “cloud” lie at the “edge”</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>As centralized as this all sounds, the truly amazing thing about cloud computing is that a seriously large percentage of all companies in the world now rely on the infrastructure, hosting, machine learning, and compute power of a very select few cloud providers: Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and IBM.</p>

<p>Amazon, the largest by far of these &ldquo;public cloud&rdquo; providers (as opposed to the &ldquo;private clouds&rdquo; that companies like Apple, Facebook, and Dropbox host themselves) had <a href="https://www.skyhighnetworks.com/cloud-security-blog/microsoft-azure-closes-iaas-adoption-gap-with-amazon-aws/">47 percent of the market</a> in 2017.</p>

<p>The advent of edge computing as a buzzword you should perhaps pay attention to is the realization by these companies that there isn&rsquo;t much growth left in the cloud space. Almost everything that can be centralized has been centralized. Most of the new opportunities for the &ldquo;cloud&rdquo; lie at the &ldquo;edge.&rdquo;</p>

<p>So, what is edge?</p>

<p>The word edge in this context means literal geographic distribution. Edge computing is computing that&rsquo;s done at or near the source of the data, instead of relying on the cloud at one of a dozen data centers to do all the work. It doesn&rsquo;t mean the cloud will disappear. It means the cloud is coming to you.</p>

<p>That said, let&rsquo;s get out of the word definition game and try to examine what people mean practically when they extoll edge computing.</p>
<h2 class="wp-block-heading" id="a25eUA">Latency</h2>
<p>One great driver for edge computing is the speed of light. If a Computer A needs to ask Computer B, half a globe away, before it can do anything, the user of Computer A perceives this delay as latency. The brief moments after you click a link before your web browser starts to actually show anything is in large part due to the speed of light. Multiplayer video games implement numerous elaborate techniques to mitigate true and perceived delay between you shooting at someone and you knowing, for certain, that you missed.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>Edge computing has privacy benefits, but they aren’t guaranteed</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>Voice assistants typically need to resolve your requests in the cloud, and the roundtrip time can be very noticeable. Your Echo has to process your speech, send a compressed representation of it to the cloud, the cloud has to uncompress that representation and process it &mdash; which might involve pinging another API somewhere, maybe to figure out the weather, and adding more speed of light-bound delay &mdash; and then the cloud sends your Echo the answer, and finally you can learn that today you should expect a high of 85 and a low of 42, so definitely give up on dressing appropriately for the weather.</p>

<p>So, a recent rumor that Amazon is <a href="https://techcrunch.com/2018/02/12/amazon-may-be-developing-ai-chips-for-alexa/">working on its own AI chips for Alexa</a> should come as no surprise. The more processing Amazon can do on your local Echo device, the less your Echo has to rely on the cloud. It means you get quicker replies, Amazon&rsquo;s server costs are less expensive, and conceivably, if enough of the work is done locally you could end up with more privacy &mdash; if Amazon is feeling magnanimous.</p>
<h2 class="wp-block-heading" id="gUCSd8">Privacy and security</h2>
<p>It might be weird to think of it this way, but the security and privacy features of an iPhone are well accepted as an example of edge computing. Simply by doing encryption and storing biometric information on the device, Apple offloads a ton of security concerns from the centralized cloud to its diasporic users&rsquo; devices.</p>

<p>But the other reason this feels like edge computing to me, not personal computing, is because while the compute work is distributed, the definition of the compute work is managed centrally. You didn&rsquo;t have to cobble together the hardware, software, and security best practices to keep your iPhone secure. You just paid $999 at the cellphone store and trained it to recognize your face.</p>

<p>The management aspect of edge computing is hugely important for security. Think of how much pain and suffering consumers have experienced with <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2016/10/21/13362354/dyn-dns-ddos-attack-cause-outage-status-explained">poorly managed Internet of Things devices</a>.</p>

<p>As @SwiftOnSecurity famously said:</p>
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<p>That&rsquo;s why Microsoft is working on <a href="https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/introducing-microsoft-azure-sphere-secure-and-power-the-intelligent-edge/">Azure Sphere</a>, which is a managed Linux OS, a certified microcontroller, and a cloud service. The idea is that your toaster should be as difficult to hack, and as centrally updated and managed, as your Xbox.</p>

<p>I have no idea if the industry will embrace Microsoft&rsquo;s specific solution to the IoT security problem, but it seems an easy guess that most of the hardware you buy a few years from now will have its software updated automatically and security managed centrally. Because otherwise your toaster and dishwasher will join a botnet and ruin your life.</p>

<p>If you doubt me, just look at the success Google, Microsoft, and Mozilla have had in moving browsers to an &ldquo;evergreen&rdquo; model.</p>

<p>Think about it: you could probably tell me which version of Windows you&rsquo;re running. But do you know which version of Chrome you have? Edge computing will be more like Chrome, less like Windows.</p>
<h2 class="wp-block-heading" id="M59XG6">Bandwidth</h2>
<p>Security isn&rsquo;t the only way that edge computing will help solve the problems IoT introduced. The other hot example I see mentioned a lot by edge proponents is the bandwidth savings enabled by edge computing.</p>

<p>For instance, if you buy one security camera, you can probably stream all of its footage to the cloud. If you buy a dozen security cameras, you have a bandwidth problem. But if the cameras are smart enough to only save the &ldquo;important&rdquo; footage and discard the rest, your internet pipes are saved.</p>

<p>Almost any technology that&rsquo;s applicable to the latency problem is applicable to the bandwidth problem. Running AI&nbsp;on a user&rsquo;s device instead of all in the cloud seems to be <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/19/16502538/mobile-ai-chips-apple-google-huawei-qualcomm">a huge focus for Apple and Google right now</a>.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>Companies will control even more of your life experiences than they do right now</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>But Google is also working hard at making even websites more edge-y. <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/4/11/17207964/web-apps-quality-pwa-webassembly-houdini">Progressive Web Apps</a> typically have offline-first functionality. That means you can open a &ldquo;website&rdquo; on your phone without an internet connection, do some work, save your changes locally, and only sync up with the cloud when it&rsquo;s convenient.</p>

<p>Google also is getting smarter at combining local AI features for the purpose of privacy <em>and</em> bandwidth savings. For instance, <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/27/17055618/google-clips-smart-camera-review">Google Clips</a> keeps all your data local by default and does its magical AI inference locally. It doesn&rsquo;t work very well at its stated purpose of capturing cool moments from your life. But, conceptually, it&rsquo;s quintessential edge computing.</p>
<h2 class="wp-block-heading" id="DiWCGi">All of the above</h2>
<p>Self-driving cars are, as far as I&rsquo;m aware, <a href="https://a16z.com/2016/12/16/the-end-of-cloud-computing/">the ultimate example of edge computing</a>. Due to latency, privacy, and bandwidth, you can&rsquo;t feed all the numerous sensors of a self-driving car up to the cloud and wait for a response. Your trip can&rsquo;t survive that kind of latency, and even if it <em>could</em>, the cellular network is too inconsistent to rely on it for this kind of work.</p>

<p>But cars also represent a full shift away from user responsibility for the software they run on their devices. A self-driving car almost <em>has</em> to be managed centrally. It needs to get updates from the manufacturer automatically, it needs to send processed data back to the cloud to improve the algorithm, and the nightmare scenario of a self-driving car botnet makes the toaster and dishwasher botnet we&rsquo;ve been worried about look like a Disney movie.</p>
<h2 class="wp-block-heading" id="MN0whS">What are we giving up?</h2>
<p>I have some fears about edge computing that are hard to articulate, and possibly unfounded, so I won&rsquo;t dive into them completely.</p>

<p>But the big picture is that the companies who do it the best will control even more of your life experiences than they do right now.</p>

<p>When the devices in your home and garage are managed by Google Amazon Microsoft Apple, you don&rsquo;t have to worry about security. You don&rsquo;t have to worry about updates. You don&rsquo;t have to worry about functionality. You don&rsquo;t have to worry about capabilities. You&rsquo;ll just take what you&rsquo;re given and use it the best you can.</p>

<p>In this worst-case world, you wake up in the morning and ask Alexa Siri Cortana Assistant what features your corporate overlords have pushed to your toaster, dishwasher, car, and phone overnight. In the personal computer era you would &ldquo;install&rdquo; software. In the edge computing era, you&rsquo;ll only use it.</p>

<p>It&rsquo;s up to the big companies to decide how much control they want to gain over their users&rsquo; lives. But, it might also be up to us users to decide if there&rsquo;s another way to build the future. Yes, it&rsquo;s kind of a relief to take your hands off the steering wheel and let Larry Page guide you. But what if you don&rsquo;t like where he&rsquo;s going?</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Hearing music again]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t really listen to music.&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t believe it. It was as if my friend had just informed me that he didn&#8217;t chew food with his mouth. He seemed like a different species. I tried to put myself in his shoes. Tried to imagine a version of me that didn&#8217;t really listen to music. [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t really listen to music.&rdquo;</p>

<p>I couldn&rsquo;t believe it. It was as if my friend had just informed me that he didn&rsquo;t chew food with his mouth. He seemed like a different species.</p>

<p>I tried to put myself in his shoes. Tried to imagine a version of me that didn&rsquo;t really listen to music. I couldn&rsquo;t do it.</p>

<p>But my friend is a few years older than me. I knew a few people, my older brother, for instance, whose musical taste had ossified after college. Maybe after your taste stops changing, your passion fades? I was only conjecturing. I made a promise to myself: I would never stop loving music.</p>

<p>Now I am an old man. Every day it seems I break a small or large promise I made to myself when I was younger.</p>

<p>I don&rsquo;t love music nearly as much as I used to.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>I have one new theory about my fickle love for music</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>Sure, I still listen to music. But mostly I <em>use</em> music. Like a tool.</p>

<p>For instance, I&rsquo;m listening to music right now because I&rsquo;m writing. A good song helps me focus. I&rsquo;ll pick one track and put it on loop for an hour or more.</p>

<p>Other times, when I&rsquo;m very sad, I listen to music. I&rsquo;ll listen to old songs I wrote, back when I loved music the most. Or songs I heard in high school that will always resonate with me.</p>

<p>My original theory, about an unchanging taste in music leading to a lack of passion for music, still rings true to me.</p>

<p>I still, on occasion, hear something wild and new. Over the past year or so it&rsquo;s mostly been the recent albums by Angel Olsen and Mitski. Before that, it was Drake&rsquo;s &ldquo;One Dance.&rdquo;</p>

<p>A good year gifts me with one new album, or maybe just one new track to love. It&rsquo;s becoming more rare to hear something I love and connect with and can really <em>listen</em> to. And the less I listen to new and interesting music, the less capable I am of finding newer music interesting. I think it literally has nothing to do with &ldquo;kids these days,&rdquo; and everything to do with falling out of sync with the &ldquo;fashion&rdquo; of music. You need the context, and I lack it.</p>

<p>But I have one new theory about my fickle love for music: maybe it has something to do with <em>how</em> I listen to music.</p>
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<p>When I think about it, it&rsquo;s fairly easy for me to trace my interest in music along the path of technology I used to listen to it.</p>

<p>My dad&rsquo;s record player. The cassette player by my bed. Napster. Rhapsody. My mom&rsquo;s car. iPod. My own car. Mog. Rdio. Bookshelf speakers with a nice amp. My roommate&rsquo;s turntable. Shure in-ear headphones. Grado on-ear headphones. Koss Porta Pros.</p>

<p>Think of a pair of headphones, or a speaker, as the performer. Like, it&rsquo;s a cover band. The cover band&rsquo;s repertoire is defined by the music service you get songs from.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>Porta Pros emphasize the parts of music I love</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>There were times in my life where the repertoire was everything. I put up with a shitty bitrate on Rhapsody because I was voracious. Rhapsody was the first streaming service I used (years before Spotify came on the scene) and it allowed me to explore whole decades of music I&rsquo;d never had knowledge of before.</p>

<p>At other times, the &ldquo;performer&rdquo; was most important. One of my first audiophile-esque purchases was a pair of Grado SR60s. They were the perfect blend of low price and &ldquo;correct&rdquo; sound. But they hurt my ears to wear, and perhaps sounded a bit <em>too</em> clear.</p>

<p>My next move was to get an amplifier and a pair of passive monitor speakers. This is possibly my greatest gear purchase of all time. Good speakers, amplified well, can express a whole range of vibes that don&rsquo;t translate well through headphones. I&rsquo;m not talking about bass that rattles your bones, but maybe it taps you on the chest just a little bit. The warmth rubs at your cheeks, instead of being injected directly into your spine like a high-end pair of in-ear headphones can do.</p>

<p>When my roommate bought a turntable, we suddenly had the greatest music setup known to man. We&rsquo;d put a record on, turn the lights off, and listen straight through. You know, <em>really listen</em>. Flipping the record is a pain, but just another part of the immersive experience.</p>

<p>But the one piece of gear that&rsquo;s kept me closest to music in recent years is those Koss Porta Pros.</p>

<p>Porta Pros, if you haven&rsquo;t listened to them, have a warmth to them that is almost certainly an imprecise reproduction of the &ldquo;true&rdquo; music you&rsquo;re playing through them. They&rsquo;re a cover band, and they take some liberties with the songs. The thing is, I love the liberties they take. Porta Pros emphasize the parts of music I love.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>My BeatsX are convenient — but their music playback is a crime</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>I can&rsquo;t take my bookshelf speakers with me everywhere. And the Grados hurt my ears. And most good wireless headphones are big and bulky over-ear airplane companions. And I like to hear what&rsquo;s going on around me, because I ride a bike. And the warmth of the Porta Pros! So warm.</p>

<p>I guess the ideal music experience is a live concert, or being in the studio with a band when they cut a record.&nbsp;</p>

<p>But it&rsquo;s inconvenient to go to live shows all the time. And it&rsquo;s inconvenient to sneak into recording studios and try to blend in with the foam paneling.</p>

<p>The technology of listening to music is like this. It&rsquo;s inconvenient to carry a high-end DAC everywhere. It&rsquo;s inconvenient to have your neighbor come over and complain about how loud your bookshelf speakers are. It&rsquo;s inconvenient to spend $500 on headphones that you could break or lose. It&rsquo;s inconvenient when you catch your Porta Pro cable on a doorknob and it snaps. Dongles are inconvenient. Charging your wireless headphones is inconvenient. Pairing wireless headphones is inconvenient.</p>

<p>&ldquo;Everything&rsquo;s a tradeoff,&rdquo; I can now say with the lame assurance of a grown-up.</p>

<p>Earlier this year, I made a grown-up Paul choice. I picked a new pair of headphones not on sound, but on convenience. I got a pair of <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2017/2/20/14666654/apple-beats-x-review-airpods">Apple&rsquo;s Beats X neckbuds</a>.</p>

<p>Acoustically, they&rsquo;re a crime against music. But, after all, I mostly just need headphones to listen to audio books and podcasts because I&rsquo;m a boring person. If someone sends me a song to listen to, the Beats X are competent enough to give me a general sense of what the song is like. Convenience-wise, though, Beats X are my ideal. They&rsquo;re minimal, lightweight, easy to stuff in a pocket, only need to be charged once a day, and they&rsquo;re aesthetically almost invisible &mdash; at least as far as wireless headphones can be.</p>

<p>But for two days now I&rsquo;ve been listening to Koss&rsquo; new Porta Pro Wireless headphones.</p>

<p>What a fool I&rsquo;ve been!</p>

<p>I agree with all the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/3/17314098/koss-porta-pro-wireless-review-headphones">negative things Vlad has to say about these headphones in his review</a>. The dangling battery and controls look dumb. They&rsquo;re bad at Bluetooth. I have no idea why the blue blinking LED is powerful enough to guide ships home in a storm.</p>

<p>But they sound right to me. They perform music the way I want it performed. And they offer enough convenience and comfort to satisfy the grown-up Paul that just wants to listen to <em>EconTalk</em>.</p>

<p>I&rsquo;ve been listening to one song on repeat while writing this. But guess what? It&rsquo;s a new song. Well, at least to me. It came out in 2016. Give me some time to catch up.</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Silicon Valley, Conway’s law, and the future of Windows]]></title>
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			<updated>2018-05-04T11:35:53-04:00</updated>
			<published>2018-05-04T11:35:53-04:00</published>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[It&#8217;s hard, and possibly a little unwise, to discern the future of the Windows platform entirely from Microsoft&#8217;s recent reorg, but I&#8217;d like to give it a shot. As tools in this vision quest, I&#8217;m going to use episode two of the latest season of HBO&#8217;s hit show Silicon Valley, Satya Nadella&#8217;s company-wide memo explaining [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>It&rsquo;s hard, and possibly a little unwise, to discern the future of the Windows platform entirely from Microsoft&rsquo;s recent reorg, but I&rsquo;d like to give it a shot.</p>

<p>As tools in this vision quest, I&rsquo;m going to use episode two of the latest season of HBO&rsquo;s hit show <em>Silicon Valley</em>, Satya Nadella&rsquo;s company-wide memo explaining <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/30/17179328/microsoft-windows-reorganization-future-2018">the Microsoft reorg</a>, and the Wikipedia entry on Conway&rsquo;s law.</p>

<p>Here&rsquo;s my thesis: as Windows development separates into &ldquo;platform&rdquo; and &ldquo;experiences&rdquo; teams, Windows itself will start to look like a union of &ldquo;platform&rdquo; and &ldquo;experiences,&rdquo; unlike the currently monolithic-seeming OS I use to play video games.</p>

<p>I was inspired to think this way by Satya Nadella&rsquo;s own hypertext:</p>
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<p>To truly get the best impact from our efforts, we will have to push ourselves to transcend <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_law">Conway&rsquo;s law</a>.</p>
</blockquote><figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>There was even a study on Conway’s law done at Microsoft</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>This is a strange way to end a company memo. Linking to a Wikipedia article that describes the exact reason a company&rsquo;s organization will define the design of the systems it produces, and then asking people to &ldquo;transcend&rdquo; this well-accepted rule of system design.</p>

<p>Here&rsquo;s the actual text of this &ldquo;law,&rdquo; which comes from a 1967 essay by Melvin Conway:</p>
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<p>&ldquo;organizations which design systems &#8230; are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organizations.&rdquo;</p>
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<p>In fact, the Wikipedia entry on Conway&rsquo;s law points to an &ldquo;empirical case study&rdquo; on &ldquo;<a href="https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/publication/the-influence-of-organizational-structure-on-software-quality-an-empirical-case-study/?from=http%3A%2F%2Fresearch.microsoft.com%2Fpubs%2F70535%2Ftr-2008-11.pdf">The Influence of Organizational Structure On Software Quality</a>&rdquo; done in 2008 at&#8230; Microsoft.</p>

<p>&ldquo;Okay, Paul, how are you going to loop <em>Silicon Valley</em>, season five, episode two into all of this?&rdquo;</p>

<p>I&rsquo;m glad you asked. <em>Silicon Valley</em> is great at exploring the accepted wisdom of the people who make software. So, when Richard Hendricks attempted to split the engineering work of implementing his decentralized internet idea into two teams, I knew exactly where it was going.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>It might be unnecessary friction — or it might be Microsoft copying from the best</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>In the <em>Silicon Valley</em> TV show, you typically end up with the worst-case scenario for any given bad idea. This clear separation of teams resulted in bad communication, wasted work, and ultimately the hospitalization of a man allergic to dogs.</p>

<p>In the real Silicon Valley (or, Redmond, in this case) Conway&rsquo;s law is all about tradeoffs. You can&rsquo;t make a company that&rsquo;s all just one big team. You have to separate concerns somehow.</p>

<p>Windows being a &ldquo;platform&rdquo; product that is then used by an &ldquo;experiences&rdquo; team might sound like unnecessary friction. But it&rsquo;s also just Microsoft copying from the best: Linux.</p>

<p>See, Windows is far from the most popular operating system on the planet. It might be the most popular operating system for desktop and laptop computers. But Linux is the &ldquo;platform&rdquo; that powers every single Android phone, and the &ldquo;platform&rdquo; that powers a large majority of internet servers.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-pullquote alignleft"><blockquote><p>Windows’ near-term future looks bright and full of possibilities</p></blockquote></figure>
<p>Google&rsquo;s Android is the &ldquo;experience.&rdquo; A Raspberry Pi is the &ldquo;experience.&rdquo; A copy of Ubuntu running in the cloud somewhere is the &ldquo;experience.&rdquo;</p>

<p>I&rsquo;m not sure what it means for Microsoft to &ldquo;transcend&rdquo; Conway&rsquo;s law. I guess being better at delivering whole-OS updates to users is a big leg up over Android. Optimizing the experience of Windows desktop consumers when the cloud computing revenue makes consumers look tiny in comparison will be a leg up over Ubuntu.</p>

<p>I don&rsquo;t know how you can have a leg up over the Raspberry Pi, because it is a perfect product. But I wouldn&rsquo;t mind living in a world where Microsoft loved tinkerers a tenth as much as it loves enterprise salespeople in business suits.</p>

<p>The near-term future of Windows looks bright and full of possibilities.</p>

<p>For instance, Microsoft is working on something called &ldquo;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/12/17108958/microsoft-windows-future-c-shell-andromeda-polaris">C-Shell</a>&rdquo; that will make Windows more modular, and better suited to different form factors, use cases, and &ldquo;modes.&rdquo; This is the exact sort of flexibility you&rsquo;d expect from the experience / platform separation. It&rsquo;s also easy to conceive the client experiences of Windows and Xbox improving at a different pace than the underlying kernel and services improvements &mdash; which could mean we get updates and enhancements as soon as they&rsquo;re ready, instead of waiting for them all to be packaged into big monolithic releases.</p>

<p>But as the teams responsible for Windows drift apart from each other, communication will likely become more formal. Ultimately, the &ldquo;platform&rdquo; and &ldquo;experiences&rdquo; teams have fundamentally different customers, and therefore will have fundamentally different priorities. This could create friction, duplicate effort, and, if not carefully managed, a &ldquo;platform&rdquo; that doesn&rsquo;t truly serve the &ldquo;experiences&rdquo; of Microsoft&rsquo;s consumer customers.</p>

<p>I already feel this a bit. As someone who just uses Windows to play video games and sometimes build video games, I don&rsquo;t want Microsoft&rsquo;s &ldquo;Cloud + AI&rdquo; division messing with my system. I don&rsquo;t want OneNoteDriveCloud or whatever. I don&rsquo;t want ads in my OS. I don&rsquo;t want to talk to Cortana about my feelings. I don&rsquo;t want Microsoft to call my computer an &ldquo;edge&rdquo; device, as if me using a personal computer in the exact way I used a personal computer in the &lsquo;90s is somehow a hip new buzzword-worthy extension of cloud computing. Am I a customer Microsoft even wants to keep?</p>

<p>The other way to read between the lines of Microsoft&rsquo;s reorg is simple, and it doesn&rsquo;t require a <em>Silicon Valley</em> episode reference to understand. Microsoft&rsquo;s increased focus on serving businesses and ceding ground on consumer products sounds a lot like IBM. Good luck transcending.</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Vergecast: Android Chat, Nintendo Labo, and Motorola (like a) G6]]></title>
			<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/20/17261812/vergecast-android-chat-telegram-nintendo-labo-motorola-g6" />
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			<updated>2018-04-20T11:48:06-04:00</updated>
			<published>2018-04-20T11:48:06-04:00</published>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[It was a slow week until Google decided to attempt another fix for Android messaging and Nintendo made the entire staff fall in love with cardboard. Nilay&#8217;s still on paternity leave, but Dieter and Paul are grateful to be joined again by technology editor Natt Garun to help explain it all. We also jumped on [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>It was a slow week until Google decided to attempt <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/19/17252486/google-android-messages-chat-rcs-anil-sabharwal-imessage-texting">another fix for Android messaging</a> and Nintendo made the entire staff <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/18/17253574/nintendo-labo-review-switch-learning-diy">fall in love with cardboard</a>. Nilay&rsquo;s still on paternity leave, but Dieter and Paul are grateful to be joined again by technology editor Natt Garun to help explain it all.</p>

<p>We also jumped on the hot-button issues like the Russian ban of Telegram and how Alexa Skill Blueprints aren&rsquo;t Turing complete. And, of course, Paul&rsquo;s weekly segment &ldquo;Ring-a-ding-ding&rdquo; has all the insightful <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/4/18/17251818/enhancias-wireless-midi-ring-for-musicians-kickstarter">Bluetooth MIDI accessory</a> commentary you crave.</p>
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<p>1:20 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/19/17252486/google-android-messages-chat-rcs-anil-sabharwal-imessage-texting">Chat for Android</a></p>

<p>20:48 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/17/17246150/telegram-russia-ban">Telegram</a></p>

<p>29:22 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/18/17253574/nintendo-labo-review-switch-learning-diy">Nintendo Labo</a></p>

<p>37:41 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/19/17257572/alexa-skills-blueprints-how-to-make-your-own-custom-phrases">Amazon Skill Blueprints</a></p>

<p>41:09 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/4/19/17254488/moto-g6-e5-plus-play-motorola-specs-price-release-date">Motorola&nbsp;G6</a></p>

<p>43:44 &#8211; Paul&rsquo;s Weekly Segment &ldquo;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/4/18/17251818/enhancias-wireless-midi-ring-for-musicians-kickstarter">Ring-a-ding-ding</a>&rdquo;</p>

<p>46:39 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/17/17248140/spotify-free-tier-new-user-interface-redesign">New free Spotify</a></p>

<p>48:51 &#8211; <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/18/17255354/intel-vaunt-shut-down">RIP Intel Vaunt</a></p>

<p>If you enjoyed this podcast and want to hear more audio from&nbsp;<em>The Verge</em>, well here you go. Season 2 of&nbsp;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/whyd-you-push-that-button"><em>Why&rsquo;d You Push That Button</em></a>&nbsp;hosted by Kaitlyn Tiffany and Ashley Carman is here! This week&rsquo;s episode is about <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/17/17242288/whyd-you-push-that-button-music-spotify-cymbal-streaming">social music</a>.&nbsp;You can subscribe anywhere, including on&nbsp;<a href="https://go.redirectingat.com/?id=66960X1514734&amp;xs=1&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fitunes.apple.com%2Fus%2Fpodcast%2Fwhyd-you-push-that-button%2Fid1295289748%3Fmt%3D2">Apple Podcasts</a>,&nbsp;<a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4xEBxMawkpToKdcnSTI7Ze">Spotify</a>,&nbsp;<a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ijzrectqkht6coftfoq3cyum4pe?t=Whyd_You_Push_That_Button">Google Play Music</a>, and our plain ol&rsquo;&nbsp;<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/WhydYouPushThatButton">RSS feed</a>. And get caught up on&nbsp;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/whyd-you-push-that-button">season 1</a>&nbsp;if you missed out.</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Canon’s new mobile photo printer is just like all the other mobile photo printers]]></title>
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			<updated>2018-04-19T11:44:38-04:00</updated>
			<published>2018-04-19T11:44:38-04:00</published>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Zink is a printing technology that makes me worried about the future of our species. My dad used to work at a print company. Truck-sized printing presses were a hassle to set up, maintain, and clean. To print a photo, you had to use multiple plates, one for each color. It was expensive and messy, [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p>Zink is a printing technology that makes me worried about the future of our species.</p>

<p>My dad used to work at a print company. Truck-sized printing presses were a hassle to set up, maintain, and clean. To print a photo, you had to use multiple plates, one for each color. It was expensive and messy, but the prints were beautiful.</p>

<p>After high school, I moved to California, where I worked in&nbsp;digital printing &mdash; glorified photocopiers, basically. Digital printing made it possible to do shorter print runs, with way less cost and setup time, but the quality suffered. You could see and feel the raised dots of the ink, the colors were typically desaturated and dull, and the wrong amount of humidity in the room could wreck your image.</p>

<p>Fast-forward to 2018, and I can go days without touching a piece of paper or a &ldquo;real&rdquo; photograph. Screens are so good, I can barely look away from them for a second. And yet companies like Polaroid, HP, and now Canon are pushing this Zink garbage on me.</p>
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<p>Zink is a print technology that uses a special thermal paper to print bad 2 x 3-inch photos. You know how receipts are printed thermally? It&rsquo;s like that, except instead of getting a coupon code for your next visit, you get a <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/2016/9/21/13002880/hp-sprocket-portable-instant-printer-app-filters-stickers">grainy, splotchy, uneven, desaturated, hue-shifted image of you and your friends</a> in front of your favorite brunch place.</p>

<p>Canon&rsquo;s press release for its new $130 Ivy Mini Photo Printer encourages &ldquo;the next generation of creators&rdquo; to &ldquo;#LiveIRL,&rdquo; and it makes me sick.</p>

<p>It doesn&rsquo;t matter how many stickers and filters and AR features you put in your Print app, Canon. It doesn&rsquo;t matter that your printer comes in rose gold, mint green, and slate gray.</p>

<p>Zink prints are IRL garbage. <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/2/15725890/fujifilm-instax-sq10-review-instant-polaroid-digital-camera">Do better</a>.</p>
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