“Hello customer #11864. Welcome to Applebee’s, America’s favorite bar and restaurant. Can I interest you in a delicious appetizer from our kitchen? We have a special today on JERK CHICKEN WINGS WITH DIPPING SAUCES. I will leave you now and come back with some human beverages. You are our favorite slave, I mean customer.”
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