“Because it’s the inexplicable animal-weather hybrid that New York City deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll attack it with chainsaws. Because it can take it. Because it’s not our hero. It’s a loud, vicious force of destruction, a bizarro phenomenon. A shark knight... tornado. Two. The sequel.”
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Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video and production by Zach Goldstein
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