Cool kids buy shoes covered in poop

Betabrand’s poop shoes aren’t the shoes the world wants, but they’re the shoes the world deserves. The clothing company’s sneakers, covered in dozens of tiny poo emojis, are less stinky and more adorable than you’d expect poop shoes to be. That doesn’t make them any less poop shoes.

Let’s face it: getting through the past few months has been like walking through a valley of shit. There is no better shoe for the day to day trials we face than a poop shoe.

What do you have to say about this, poop shoe?

I rest my case.