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This Tumblr has discovered the dark secret of the J. Crew catalog

“Also, Shelly is crying in there.”

“Also, Shelly is crying in there.”

Casey Newton
is the editor of the Platformer newsletter and cohost of the Hard Fork podcast.

Ever notice how drunk the models for J. Crew are? That’s the premise of Drunk J. Crew, an anonymously run Tumblr that makes a convincing case in the affirmative. Over its first 10 posts, the site has showcased a variety of women from the J. Crew catalog looking vaguely inebriated, with closed eyes, louche poses, and a general air of poutiness.

Also, a pervading sense of regret:

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The intentionally typo-ridden text overlays communicate the end of a drunken night out with profound accuracy. Here’s hoping there are many more models to come — and in the meantime, sorry about your shoes.

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