Some Netflix customers may know the feeling: the time you just spent browsing the movie carousel was longer than the movie itself. But the real fun is in the journey, right? That’s the logic behind the (fake) new Netflix plan highlighted by The Onion, which gives users the ability to browse movies endlessly for just $5 a month. “Netflix will add up to 1,000 additional movies that you’ve never heard of,” The Onion says, and “the new plan will allow users to add titles to their queue that they will never watch.”
You should pay less for never being able to choose a movie on Netflix
is executive editor who has obsessed over headlines and internet speeds since 2011. He previously worked as an advocate for the National Park System.
Of course, if you’re using Netflix through a major broadband provider, you might not be watching its movies for different reasons.
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