Adi? Are you there? This is your bionic tooth, Denise. I am really worried about how quickly you are eating those pretzels. I can sense that at some point in the VERY near future, you are going to choke. Though it may simply be your destiny to choke to death on pretzels, I really think if you slowed down while consuming that bag of Rold Gold, you would have a much better chance of not dying. Please think about it. Please.
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