When you've been covering startups as long as I have, you get used to being pitched by companies with bizarre, unpronounceable names. No contraction is too challenging if it means you can nab a five letter domain name. No pun is too terrible. Collected here are some of my all-time favorites. Correctly identify what each startup does and you'll win the undying respect and admiration of The Verge staff. Miss a few and hey, no worries, you can always PushforPizza.
Yotpo, Wakby, and Poslavu: match these insane startup names to their actual business
Like throwing darts at the eye chart
Like throwing darts at the eye chart
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