How to make a mathematically-endless strip of bacon

It’s been a long week, adjusting to work again after a three-day misnomer holiday weekend. What if I were to tell you that a (mathematically) infinite strip of bacon is possible. Only catch is, it’s only technically infinite in a couple of dimensions, and seeing as we are three-dimensional creatures, you’ll eat it just like normal bacon.

Okay, so the idea behind a Möbius strip of bacon may not be an entirely novel concept, but it is a fun way to enjoy brunch, and this Instructables recipe is simple enough. Only catch is, the transglutaminase (“meat glue”) takes about a day to settle, so start now for brunch tomorrow.

It’s kind of like that but edible. Maybe consider getting a Klein bottle for mimosas, as well.