The poem of your life is a selection of tweets from your account hacked together in pseudo-rhyme. Don’t believe us? Try poetweet out for yourself using any Twitter account you’d like. It may take a few tries for it to work, but the results can be revealing. Our own Chris Ziegler put it best: “I mean, these are better than most real poems.” (For poems derived from news outlets, including “Lol balls #balls” by SB Nation, check out Vox.com!)
‘Sex crimes’ by DARPA (and other Twitter poems)








you write some bad poetry, @NancyGraceHLN. POT TO BLAME? pic.twitter.com/dM3P5Htbza
— T.C. (@chillmage) January 29, 2015 wait...wat #poetweet http://t.co/lWq735XduL? pic.twitter.com/b2rzGOkvEL
— darth™ (@darth) January 29, 2015 Seems right. #poetweet pic.twitter.com/1zTkZm20We
— Ross Miller (@ohnorosco) January 29, 2015 Follow topics and authors from this story to see more like this in your personalized homepage feed and to receive email updates.











