If you like Seinfeld parody Twitter accounts and smoothly seductive pop from perpetually sad boys, maybe you’ll like “The Speed Dial,” a new collaborative song from musician How To Dress Well and @Seinfeld2000. (If you don’t know, @Seinfeld2000 imagines what Seinfeld would look like if it were on TV today). The song might be a celebration of today’s Festivus, or it might just be a song whose release happened to coincide with a Seinfeld-created holiday.
Seinfeld parody @Seinfeld2000 made a slow jam with How to Dress Well
It’s called ‘The Speed Dial’
It’s called ‘The Speed Dial’


The track is an ode to the 154th episode of Seinfeld titled “The Millennium,” in which Jerry gets caught up in a speed dial rankings war with his girlfriend. “The Speed Dial” sounds like every other How To Dress Well song, except the lyrics are about Jerry Seinfeld trying to move up from number seven to number one on his significant other’s landline speed dial. You can watch the video for the track below, complete with lyrics. Over at Noisey, @Seinfeld2000 called the song, “Hotline Bling Pt. 2,” but that’s for you to decide.
THE SPEED DIAL by @seinfeld2000 and @HowToDressWell https://t.co/zJ614f7noG
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) December 23, 2015 Follow topics and authors from this story to see more like this in your personalized homepage feed and to receive email updates.
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