”Listen, our first trailer for Magic Mike XXL was heavy on the fan service, but I really think our innuendo-to-seconds ratio was way too low.”
Whoever made the new Magic Mike XXL trailer is having way more fun than you
“But... we had ‘Pony.’ We literally had a possessed Channing Tatum start doing construction synced up to Ginuwine’s masterpiece.”
“That’s fun, and that’s fan service, but dammit we need more!”
“Hm. What if I use suggestive text?”
“OK, I like where this is going.”
“... and then I’ll break up the sentences...”
“Yes, yes, yes?”
“... in such a way that makes it sound even more... oh what’s the word I’m looking for...”
“Yes, yes, yes?”
“...mmmmm....”
“Yes-yes-yes?”
“Seductive?”
“YES YES YES!”
”Oh! And at one point Channing Tatum says it’s one last ride — just like Fast and Furious.”
“YES! YES! YES! Now, do we have any catchphrases we can use? Preferably something with a rhyming scheme.”
“Hm, let’s see... ‘it’s not bro time, it’s show time.’”
“!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“And.... hashtag #comeagain”
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