The robot CHIMP weighs 443 pounds and has tank treads for elbows, but it’s the little things that give it trouble. At a recent DARPA competition, it drove a cart around a course, but then spent 15 minutes unhooking its elbow from the steering wheel. It opened a door, but promptly fell through it. When it haltingly carved out a section of drywall using a power drill, the audience watching from the stands cheered and chanted the robot’s name. After nine hours of watching robots keel over at the starting line, tumble out of cars, buckle at the knees, walk into walls, and, more than anything, just stand there doing nothing, the standard for ovation-worthy accomplishment begins to change.
Designed by DARPA, the Pentagon’s sci-fi incubator, the obstacle course was the final stage of a three-year project to build disaster-response robots. Twenty-three teams from around the world had convened in an old racetrack in Pomona, California, to vie for the $3.5 million in prize money.
It felt like a county fair from 2035. People ate hotdogs in the stands and listened to announcers sedately narrate the robotic action. Outside the team garage, students walked a headless robot dog beneath technicolor Old West shopfronts; inside, robots performed sleepy calisthenics as engineers ran tests. And while they tinkered, they were visited by Tesla's Elon Musk, Uber's Travis Kalanick, Google's Larry Page, and various Amazon employees, representatives of companies that are already making plans for how robotics will shape the future.













