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“When the world seems to have died, it is possible to extract significant economic value from its slouching corpse.”
The Onion’s parent company issues some rousing praise of a judge blocking its purchase of Infowars:
The experience was long and punishing for all involved, and the final outcome is inconclusive: The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned.
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron
[The Onion]
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