Googles latest doodle roasted me on valentines day – Breaking News & Latest Updates 2026
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Google’s latest doodle roasted me on Valentine’s Day.

The doodle is a combination dating app and high school chemistry lesson. Answer a few questions and find out what element you are, then swipe left and right to bond or deny other elements.

It’s an annoyingly good time. I love the chemistry jokes, but did it really have to do me like that?

An image of quiz results. It says “CHLORINE: Swipe right if you have a passion for cleanliness. I have a very reactive personality, so chances are we’ll definitely find something to bond over, but be warned: you can have too much of a good thing (I’m best enjoyed in low doses).
I’m great, but also I’ll turn your hair green and can be combined with other elements to make acid.
Screenshot by Alex Cranz/The Verge
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