I’m really asking. It looks very much like the whiz-bang-iest device of today’s Apple event — which starts in less than an hour! — will be a new device called either the iPhone 17 Air or just the iPhone Air. Much will be made of its thinness; there might be a manila envelope. Are you psyched to see it? Totally ambivalent? Filled with rage at the whole concept? Our newsroom is all over the place, I want to know what you think.