There will soon come a time when Tears of the Kingdom sickos will weep for they will have no more mind-blowing machines to engineer. But by Hylia, that day is not today.
Ash Parrish

Former Video Games Reporter
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Nobody tell Ubisoft we left sea shanties back in 2020.
Skull and Bones, the Ubisoft pirate game, has been so delayed, its only just now getting to the part of pop culture history when we were all obsessed with sea shanties. No release date yet (again), but the game is getting a closed beta in August. Sign up for access here.
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Video game animated adapatations are so back.
During Ubisoft Forward 2023, Adi Shankar, producer on the Netflix Castlevania series, mounted the stage wearing light-up wraparound glasses (??) and clothes that can only be described as futurepunk on a budget, to introduce the trailer for Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix — an animated series that looks like Far Cry: Blood Dragon and a diehard Ubisoft fan’s fever dream.


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