David Pierce

Altimeter Capital’s Brad Gerstner also told Mark Zuckerberg he should slash headcount and start caring about Facebook again:

Every week is Cybersecurity Week, y’all! We spent an hour answering your Vergecast Hotline questions (866-VERGE11, keep ‘em coming) on all things passwords, VPNs, baby security, and bad websites. We also accidentally learned too much about random number generators.

If you don’t watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and listen to The Always Sunny Podcast, you should. But no matter what you should watch this long story (starting about 3:51) about Glenn Howerton’s insane and terrible experience just trying to get into his Tesla. Buttons, people! Buttons!

After you sign up for our This Week in Elon newsletter, watch David Pierce run through some of the possibilities for the social network if the two sides complete their deal.

Apple made some nice changes to the entry-level iPad — especially the camera, which is finally in the right place! — but left it with some old specs and a high price. The new M2 Pro should be super fast, but... to what end? And why are there so many Apple Pencil models to think about?