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Elizabeth Lopatto

Elizabeth Lopatto

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    No possible way this can go wrong.

    The Federal Housing Finance Agency’s director has ordered Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to prepare a framework for considering crypto as an asset in homebuying. “Pulte also instructed the agencies that their mortgage risk assessments should not require cryptocurrency assets to be converted to U.S. dollars.” Great to see crypto is getting what it paid for! If only we all could buy elections, am I right?

    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Are LLMs making our thoughts beige?

    Kyle Chayka, who wrote for this website about the “airspace” aesthetic created by social media, is now looking into how LLM models affect creativity. He suggests that if Silicon Valley once homogenized decor — and, to some degree, created beige influencers — it may now be making LLM users less original, too.

    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Elizabeth Lopatto
    The US government no longer has ‘Big Balls.’

    Edward “Big Balls” Coristine resigned yesterday, Wired reports. He’d been a full-time government employee for a month. “I have heard since Elon [Musk] and Steve [Davis] have supposedly departed, they’ve terminated a lot of those that got hired,” Sahil Lavingia, a former DOGE member, told Wired. Well, who doesn’t love a fun little purge?

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Hey, do you feel like you have a traumatic brain injury?

    No? Well, let Rusty Foster fix that for you. I promise the quick progression of headlines in this newsletter will leave you feeling, if not concussed, then certainly different.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    The Zuck of this profile will feel familiar...

    to readers of Katherine Losse’s The Boy Kings. The Financial Times makes a compelling case that loser-bro Zuck is who he has always been. Also, his feelings were very hurt when we all had a good laugh about Meta’s avatars (“Legs coming soon!”). No wonder he wants AI friends, who’ll never mock him like that.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    LeBron James, combat drones and Slate Auto?

    Mark Walter is buying majority ownership of the Lakers at a $10 billion valuation, reports ESPN. Walter runs TWG Global, which owns chunks of other sports teams, and also owns a fun grab-bag of other companies, including Shield AI and Slate Auto. LeBron-themed pickup truck when?

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    How is Peter Thiel’s all-drug Olympics going?

    You may remember, he funded a literal version of a Saturday Night Live sketch. Well, first of all, it turns out shattering world records in sports like swimming is a little more complicated than just adding steroids. But second: The Enhanced Games are a fancy way to sell supplements.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    The ‘fucking clown show’ has a new ringmaster.

    Out at Vice Media: former CEO Bruce Dixon. In: new CEO Adam Stotsky, “A lot of the sort of messy stuff has been cleaned up,” Stotsky told The Wall Street Journal. We’ll see about that — when I wrote about Vice last year, there was still plenty of mess under Dixon.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Are we watching a public breakup?

    Yesterday I wrote about Elon Musk’s fall from power. Today he is beefing with the president on X, instead of picking up his phone to make a call. Hm!