Uh huh-huh-huh-huh. Shut up, Beavis.
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The accounting is “more of an art than a science,” anonymous sources tell Bloomberg. But on an operational and ongoing basis? No, not profitable, according to those sources.
Previously, The Wall Street Journal reported Starlink fell short of expectations in 2022. Hm!
Here’s a profile of the guy who created the long-running website where people make visual confessions. Twenty years in, it’s still going — and this profile reveals the surprising religious roots of Frank Warren’s community art project.
[Hazlitt]
Forget the Humane AI pin, what you want is a dumbphone. One advantage of a flip phone, by the way, is slamming it shut as a very satisfying way of hanging up.
[The New Yorker]
Kraken founder Jesse Powell wanted to contribute to a recall campaign for Gavin Newsom without having his identity exposed. It didn’t work out that way, and he was publicly listed as one of the top donors to the recall. Now he’s suing, saying he was deceived.
Trump Media is “a scam, just like everything he’s ever been involved in is some sort of con,” says Barry Diller, the legendary American businessman. Furthermore, the people buying the stock are “dopes.”
Oops?
The San Francisco-based software maker received information that has prompted “an internal investigation with the assistance of outside counsel and advisors,” Autodesk said in a filing late Monday. The probe involves accounting practices around free cash flow and non-GAAP operating margin practices, the company said, while noting it doesn’t believe the review will affect previously issued financial statements.

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