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Elizabeth Lopatto

Elizabeth Lopatto

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    Hey, remember that eating disorder helpline that fired its unionizing staff and replaced them with a chatbot?

    You are never gonna guess what happened.

    That’s right, the chatbot started giving people with eating disorders advice on losing weight! (See also: Vice, Daily Dot)

    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Twitter investor Fidelity says the company’s worth about a third of what Musk originally paid for it.

    Not the first time Fidelity marked down its investment and I suspect it won’t be the last:

    Fidelity first reduced the value of its Twitter stake in November, to 44% of the purchase price. That was followed by further markdowns in December and February.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    MoonPay CEO and other insiders sold at the top.

    Now the volume for its crypto on-ramp business has fallen by about 70 percent, its chief operating officer has left, and the chief technology officer left, too. The bagholders include Tiger Global Management and Coatue. Unclear what this all means for the celebs who bought in because of the NFT concierge service!

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Hey, uh, does there seem to be anything funny in this settlement to you?

    Right, okay, the guys who were insider trading at Coinbase are settling SEC charges that “they engaged in insider trading through a scheme to trade ahead of multiple announcements regarding at least nine crypto asset securities” — wait, hang on. Securities?

    Ahead of those announcements, which usually resulted in an increase in the assets’ prices, Nikhil Wahi and Ramani allegedly purchased at least 25 crypto assets, at least nine of which were securities, and then typically sold them shortly after the announcements for a profit.

    Huh, this feels like a teaser for something!

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Bloomberg took a look at beleaguered crypto company Gemini.

    Fun inside baseball tip: Pay attention when a company hires Charles Harder and has him speaking on the record. Anyway, Gemini!

    The SEC is suing Gemini as regulators crack down on the industry. The exchange’s market share has shrunk versus rivals even as crypto prices have rebounded. A banking partner wants to break up. And now this month, a crucial due date on a loan — that, if repaid by its bankrupt lending partner’s parent company, could help hundreds of thousands of Gemini customers recoup some of the $900 million worth of crypto deposits trapped in its defunct Earn product — has come and gone as negotiations on a resolution drag on.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    One of the fun things about sitting on 11 boards is you can make 11 companies carry out your pet project.

    Are you a good board member who’s really focused on what’s best for any individual company, though? Anyway here’s Reid Hoffman, who’s driving the AI hype:

    Few are as intertwined in so many facets of the fast-moving industry as Mr. Hoffman. The 55-year-old sits on the boards of 11 tech companies including Microsoft, which has gone all in on A.I., and eight nonprofits. His venture capital firm, Greylock Partners, has backed at least 37 A.I. companies. He was among the first investors in OpenAI, the most prominent A.I. start-up, and recently left its board. He also helped found Inflection AI, an A.I. chatbot start-up that has raised at least $225 million.

    Hoffman has his own AI company now. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    VC hypebeast alert: Paradigm pivots away from crypto.

    Kudos to The Block for spotting this hilarious thing on the website of Paradigm, a venture firm:

    A line that said “we believe crypto will define the next few decades” was removed from the home page, which now makes no mention of web3 or blockchains.

    Apparently the change occurred on May 3.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    People under 30 do not read this.

    Hello, fellow olds. Let’s help solve a mystery. Remember that cover of A Wrinkle in Time with the centaur that’s got wings for arms? The nightmare-fuel one? Okay. Does anyone know who designed it?

    Shut up and mint the coinShut up and mint the coin
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