I wrote this on Thursday because I wanted someone to say “skeeted” on CNN and known poster Jake Tapper absolutely delivered,. Thank you, Jake. 🫡
Elizabeth Lopatto

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The cult hit web comic sprawled in literary scope, pushing author Chris Onstad to burnout. Now, he thinks an AI might help him manage it.



The venture capital firm was known for hyping its portfolio. But in the era of tech skepticism and rising interest rates, is it still ahead of the curve?


Celsius promised to unbank its users, and boy did it ever. The now-bankrupt crypto lender’s court proceedings — as well as those of Voyager — are a circus.
Alah Shehadeh, who invested $80,000 on the Voyager platform, was thrown out of a key hearing in March after repeatedly interrupting the judge, lawyers and witnesses. At one point he shouted, “You are a terrible judge. You are robbing us. This is a crime.”
[Bloomberg.com]
Turns out celebrities are just fancy influencers, and those “street style” shots are just unmarked ads:
“We approached somebody for a campaign recently who is a top, very well known person. And for a campaign, that was a million dollars,” Carmona explains. “They wouldn’t even start talks with us for less than a million.” But for these types of street style images, if you’re going out to a group she calls the “seven heavy hitters,” who guarantee you an almost instant return on your investment — Hailey Bieber, Gigi and Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Kaia Gerber, Olivia Wilde and Emily Ratajkowski — expect to pay $500,000, at least.
The photos spread through TikTok and Instagram, and have upstaged the red carpet and Vogue as valuable marketing.


The fine folks at Protos had a little talk with Binance’s AI bot and... listen, parting chumps from their money is a novel way to monetize AI.
Caveat emptor, but especially on TikTok. There’s a moderation problem for their ecommerce business, The Financial Times reports:
Three TikTok employees said cleaning up fraudulent content on the app and monitoring its ballooning number of merchants seemed to have fallen by the wayside amid a frantic push for growth.
[Financial Times]