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Elizabeth Lopatto

Elizabeth Lopatto

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    Our hero Dril’s alter ego is a guy named Paul Dochney.

    Dril was born on Something Awful, in the Fuck You and Die forum. He migrated to Twitter during a period when SA regulars wanted a way to post on mobile. And how do you make a Dril tweet?

    “I just post whatever bullshit I’m thinking,” Dochney explained of the Dril Process. “I kind of have to get into, like, the writing mood. But there’s no ritual or anything. Usually when I’m driving or I’m in the shower, I’ll come up with some sort of idea.”

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Uh oh, Gemini.

    Crypto exchange Gemini has failed to raise money, so the twin sea gods who founded the exchange have dipped into their store of shipwreck treasure to loan the company $100 million.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    If you want to write in private, the technology you are looking for is a paper notebook.

    So, remember Twitter Circles? The idea was that you could make a post to a small group of trusted accounts. Except, whoopsie, now those posts are surfacing on the “For you” page on Twitter.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    This is just a fun story about a harebrained scheme.

    Tyler Mancuso, an adtech company employee, rerouted a payment from Google to his own bank account. He was, of course, quickly caught — but not before he bought $9 million in gold bars.

    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Elizabeth Lopatto
    The problem with The Twitter Files, besides the doxxing, is all the errors.

    You may remember that Matt Taibbi wrote a slow thread on Twitter last year that doxxed multiple people. Anyway, Taibbi has been beefing with people about his flop thread, and now Mike Masnick explains how Mehdi Hasan’s interview with Taibbi came for the kill:

    Since the interview, Taibbi has been scrambling to claim that the errors Hasan called out are small side issues, but they’re not. They’re literally the core pieces on which he’s built the nonsense framing that Stanford, the University of Washington, some non-profits, the government, and social media have formed an “industrial censorship complex” to stifle the speech of Americans.

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    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Hey, kid, wanna hear a dead body?

    The actor Edward Herrmann, who died in 2014, is still the narrator for newly-published audiobooks. His family has used DeepZen Ltd, to reanimate his voice, and presumably make more profits from his synthetic narration.

    DeepZen says it has signed deals with 35 publishers in the US, but I didn’t have much trouble distinguishing the AI from the live read in the audio quiz.

    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Elizabeth Lopatto
    Pecker fingers Trump.

    David Pecker, the longtime publisher of The National Enquirer, is expected to be a key witness in the case against Donald J. Trump. In 2018, he was granted immunity from prosecution for admitting he’d influenced the 2016 election. Here, the Financial Times reviews the longstanding relationship between The National Enquirer and Trump.

    And yes, he is also the “Mr. Pecker” of Jeff Bezos’ absolute banger of a 2019 open letter.