Jay Peters
Who needs a Starship launch when you can pre-order a Starship torch?
You’ll just need to put down $175 and cross your fingers the torch will actually arrive in Q3 2023. Then it can sit right next to your Boring Company flamethrower.
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I still don’t trust you, Asus.
The company says the ROG Ally, its handheld gaming PC that actually wasn’t an April Fool’s joke, will be releasing worldwide “sooner than you expect,” but I’m still mad about the April Fools’ Day shenanigans. Fingers crossed it actually launches in the near future, though.
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Even the squid kids are obsessed with Tears of the Kingdom.
They’re celebrating in Splatoon 3 with a Zelda-themed Splatfest in May. But really, there’s only one team worth joining: #TeamPower.