Stand at attention! That means you, ensign! There’s a legend here to celebrate. Some would say she’s the best captain in Star Trek history. (It’s me. I would say that. There’s no argument, really.) Enjoy this wholesome moment.
Dota 2’s International tournament is happening right now in Singapore, and to the untrained eye it looks like a polished affair. But fans seem Big Mad about the perceived quality of this year’s show.
While I think it’s silly to be upset that TI 2022 is being held on a smaller stage, one complaint is interesting: this year the contestants are not isolated in soundproof booths. That’s leading fans to speculate that some contestants could be getting an advantage from hearing commentators broadcast their opponents’ plans in the arena.
This is a screenshot I took from a cozy little game called Brotato. (It’s currently $4.99 on Steam.) The options menu lets you control “difficulty” in a guilt-free way, right next to the settings for volume and graphics. Plus, changing the difficulty doesn’t block you from getting any of the game’s achievements. I love this approach and I hope more designers take note.
It’s very funny to remember this statement after the fabrication of a fake 5G race and Google Fiber announcing this week that it’s launching 5-gig and 8-gig plans.
As always, here’s what The Verge believes: internet access ought to be a public utility whose providers compete aggressively based on speed and capacity. Dumb pipes are the smartest pipes.
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I had no idea video game cosmetics had become a billion-dollar industry, but it makes sense. I don’t want to talk about how much I’ve spent on Dota 2 outfits.
The company is rebranding Office as “365.” Sure, there’s precedent for the brand, but there’s also external precedent. Lots of companies have used “365,” including Whole Foods, which uses the number as its official product brand for stuff like organic beans and kale. It’s a sad day for a legendary brand, in my opinion.
I’ve dropped my phone on my face in bed enough times for this joke gadget to seem downright practical. Put it on Kickstarter — I dare you.
Hello, night Verge. The admins are asleep, so I’m going to post one of my favorite streams.
I spend a lot of time watching Twitch, and I’m constantly amazed by the creativity of variety streamers. Today I’m calling attention to Reapz: an Aussie who has one of the most creative technical setups I’ve seen. With a virtual soundstage and desk, he’s created the closest thing I’ve seen to a late night host on Twitch.
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Nearly five years ago, Hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico, killing thousands and causing the worst blackout in US history. Reuters reports that the island is without power once again after Hurricane Fiona struck early Sunday.
In 2017, US officials told The Verge that the island couldn’t repair its way out of disaster and would need to rebuild. But just days before Fiona hit, the GAO reported that only $1 billion has been spent on long-term rebuilding projects out of a $32 billion fund.
