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Victoria Song

Victoria Song

Senior Reviewer, Wearable Tech

Senior Reviewer, Wearable Tech

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    Continuous glucose monitoring made me continuously crazy

    MAHA is obsessed with these wearables — for all the wrong reasons.

    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    The wellness grifter playbook strikes again.

    In a recent Optimizer, I wrote about how influencers use viral trends to undermine trust in medical science and profit. Well, here’s an example of the consequences in this STAT op-ed penned by a doctor: people are starting to trust untested peptides peddled online over drugs with decades of evidence.

    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    Whoop gives a whoop about what now?

    After scoring $575 million in funding earlier this week, Whoop is suing Bevel — a startup that has marketed itself as “Whoop, but for the Apple Watch.” The complaint centers on whether Bevel copied Whoop’s app, a claim the former denies. Can’t lie… I feel like I’ve seen 10,000 versions of this app design over the last decade.

    How the Apple Watch defined modern health tech

    Digital health screeners weren’t a thing until the Apple Watch. It’s shaped how we think about wearables ever since.

    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    Order, order — no smart glasses in Philly court sessions.

    Starting Monday, wearing smart glasses with audio or video recording is verboten in Philadelphia’s courts. That includes prescription smart glasses. Violators could be arrested and face contempt charges. This follows other state bans and a judge reprimanding Mark Zuckerberg’s team for wearing smart glasses during Meta’s social media addiction trial.

    These ‘clinically tested’ gummies may or may not help you poop

    Who’s to say? Not Grüns’ clinical study.

    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    The senate isn’t feeling Casey Means’ ‘good energy.’

    The WSJ reports that Means needs the support of every Republican senator to become surgeon general — and she doesn’t have it. The reasons are plentiful, but if you want a rundown, I detailed how Means expertly uses the wellness grifter playbook to spread hokey ideas and sow distrust in health institutions.

    Much ado about protein

    Boy kibble, proteinmaxxing, protein washing. The wellness Wild West’s obsession with one macro is getting out of hand.

    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    Victoria Song
    Strava hates to see Le Monde coming.

    This time, the French newspaper found the location of an aircraft carrier because a sailor jogging on deck was recording their run on Strava. This isn’t even the first time. In 2024, Le Monde also found President Emmanuel Macron’s bodyguards also leaked his location by tracking workouts on the platform.