I hear you and let me start by saying i deeply regret the current state of central park – Breaking News & Latest Updates 2026
Skip to main content
The homepageThe VergeThe Verge logo.
The homepageThe VergeThe Verge logo.
Posted
A
External Link
Adi Robertson
“I hear you, and let me start by saying: I deeply regret the current state of Central Park.”

All park-goers have been evacuated to dinosaur-free zones, such as the Upper West Side and Staten Island.

Follow topics and authors from this story to see more like this in your personalized homepage feed and to receive email updates.
Comments
Loading comments
Getting the conversation ready...

Most Popular

Most Popular
  1. Microsoft brings Xbox back, scraps Microsoft Gaming
  2. You’re about to feel the AI money squeeze
  3. Leak reveals new Xbox Game Pass ‘Starter Edition’ that’s part of Discord Nitro
  4. THE PEOPLE DO NOT YEARN FOR AUTOMATION
    Video
  5. Anthropic’s Mythos breach was humiliating

More in OpenAI

Elon Musk and Sam Altman’s courtroom brawl could burn it all downElon Musk and Sam Altman’s courtroom brawl could burn it all down
Elizabeth Lopatto and Hayden Field
OpenAI says its new GPT-5.5 model is more efficient and better at codingOpenAI says its new GPT-5.5 model is more efficient and better at coding
THE PEOPLE DO NOT YEARN FOR AUTOMATIONTHE PEOPLE DO NOT YEARN FOR AUTOMATION
Play
OpenAI now lets teams make custom bots that can do work on their ownOpenAI now lets teams make custom bots that can do work on their own
OpenAI’s updated image generator can now pull information from the webOpenAI’s updated image generator can now pull information from the web
Ordering with the Starbucks ChatGPT app was a true coffee nightmareOrdering with the Starbucks ChatGPT app was a true coffee nightmare

Top Stories