Edward “Big Balls” Coristine’s latest career moves have been shrouded in “internal miscommunication.” It appears that instead of fully resigning from the government, the DOGE-installed minion has moved on to help continue wreaking havoc at the Social Security Administration. The “special government employee” will be “focused on improving the functionality of the Social Security website,” according to a SSA spokesperson. Sources tell Wired “Big Balls” was on site at the SSA Monday, looking “nervous, almost embarrassed.” Around 70 million people receive Social Security benefits.