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Thomas Ricker
Battery makers suck at Photoshop.

It’s a universal truth that companies like EcoFlow, Jackery, Bluetti, and others produce the most ridiculous product renders for their big-ass batteries, making me wonder if they actually use them in the wild. Here’s a gallery of images I’ve collected so far.

<em>Look at that tiny bike!</em>
<em>The cable to the solar panels magically penetrates the window.</em>
Good luck with that, dude.
Fishing with your record collection, ok.
<em>It’s so easy to carry 200 pounds of solar generator gear on a backpacking trip.</em>
<em>This portable A/C built around a heat exchanger is not keeping this man cool.</em>
<em>Not even close to being portable.</em>
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Look at that tiny bike!
Image: EcoFlow
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