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Archives for May 2023

Elizabeth Lopatto
Elizabeth Lopatto
Meet the kids following the Pied Piper!

“One appeal of generative A.I. is that it offers something for every would-be entrepreneur.” Yes, it is nice to see the hype machine in full effect, isn’t it? Here’s a sentence we should revisit in a year: “And unlike crypto, especially now, A.I. is a more credible field to be in for mainstream techies.” Anyway, every single one of these children would have gone to work on Wall Street before the year of our lord 2008.

Elizabeth Lopatto
Elizabeth Lopatto
MoonPay CEO and other insiders sold at the top.

Now the volume for its crypto on-ramp business has fallen by about 70 percent, its chief operating officer has left, and the chief technology officer left, too. The bagholders include Tiger Global Management and Coatue. Unclear what this all means for the celebs who bought in because of the NFT concierge service!

Elizabeth Lopatto
Elizabeth Lopatto
Hey, uh, does there seem to be anything funny in this settlement to you?

Right, okay, the guys who were insider trading at Coinbase are settling SEC charges that “they engaged in insider trading through a scheme to trade ahead of multiple announcements regarding at least nine crypto asset securities” — wait, hang on. Securities?

Ahead of those announcements, which usually resulted in an increase in the assets’ prices, Nikhil Wahi and Ramani allegedly purchased at least 25 crypto assets, at least nine of which were securities, and then typically sold them shortly after the announcements for a profit.

Huh, this feels like a teaser for something!

Elizabeth Lopatto
Elizabeth Lopatto
Bloomberg took a look at beleaguered crypto company Gemini.

Fun inside baseball tip: Pay attention when a company hires Charles Harder and has him speaking on the record. Anyway, Gemini!

The SEC is suing Gemini as regulators crack down on the industry. The exchange’s market share has shrunk versus rivals even as crypto prices have rebounded. A banking partner wants to break up. And now this month, a crucial due date on a loan — that, if repaid by its bankrupt lending partner’s parent company, could help hundreds of thousands of Gemini customers recoup some of the $900 million worth of crypto deposits trapped in its defunct Earn product — has come and gone as negotiations on a resolution drag on.

Elizabeth Lopatto
Elizabeth Lopatto
VC hypebeast alert: Paradigm pivots away from crypto.

Kudos to The Block for spotting this hilarious thing on the website of Paradigm, a venture firm:

A line that said “we believe crypto will define the next few decades” was removed from the home page, which now makes no mention of web3 or blockchains.

Apparently the change occurred on May 3.

Emma Roth
Emma Roth
The blockchain didn’t solve this.

Seven years and millions of dollars later, the Australian Securities Exchange has decided to scrap its plans to rebuild its trading platform with a blockchain-based network.

During a meeting about the move, ASX project director Tim Whitely said the exchange “will need to use a more conventional technology” for its project instead.

Elizabeth Lopatto
Elizabeth Lopatto
Miami’s over crypto.

Just in time for Bitcoin 2023, the WSJ took a look at the state of play of crypto in Miami. Here’s what it found:

An NFT conference had fewer participants, relocated to smaller space. “Most of crypto was a pyramid scheme.” The residences that marketed themselves as accepting crypto no longer accept crypto after the fall of FTX. MiamiCoin is in the shitter. Miami’s venture fundraising is about 25 percent of what it was in last year’s first quarter. “This is not a free-flowing funding environment as it was before.”

Andreessen Horowitz saw the future — but did the future leave it behind?

The venture capital firm was known for hyping its portfolio. But in the era of tech skepticism and rising interest rates, is it still ahead of the curve?

Elizabeth Lopatto