Sean Hollister

If you guessed Epic CEO Tim Sweeney, you’re right — and he said it to Valve’s face, later telling Gabe Newell he was among the “assholes telling the world that the strong and powerful get special terms, while 30% is for the little people.”

I can’t get enough of ad agency creative Dustin Ballard’s AI hijinks: he made The Red Hot Chili Peppers sing a grocery list, turned Lil Jon’s “Get Low” into a time-honored Christmas classic, and showed up a congressional hearing on AI. That’s just a taste.

Every desktop GPU should ship with four of these unholy things.

Not a single line was changed, in case you’re wondering. Here’s the final signed order (pdf).

The Wham Bam Cloud Personal Printer Sentry is a $29 gadget designed to protect your home if your printer catches fire, by exploding into a cloud of extinguishing powder if direct flame touches it for 2-3 seconds.

It’s from Gulikit, the company that’s popularizing drift-resistant Hall effect joysticks. With hidden pockets for microSD cards and its docking cable, I could definitely see traveling with this instead of a USB-C hub! It’s $45; not terrible for a 4K60 HDMI dock with 100W PD and Gigabit Ethernet.