Did they rebuild me better, stronger, faster? Not exactly! As I explain in my full story, the Hypershell Pro X made me feel like I had an extra energy tank, like the ones exosuit-wearing bounty hunter Samus Aran obtains in the Metroid games. Oh, and it works when you’re riding a bicycle, too!
It felt like an extra energy tank in a Metroid game.
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Nvidia is hosting its GTC keynote on March 18th, and its keynote speaker has just revealed his talk. “Come to GTC and I’ll talk to you about Blackwell Ultra, Vera Rubin, and then show you the one click after that,” Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang told analysts on the fiscal Q4 2025 earnings call.
He says Blackwell Ultra will come in the second half of next year, with new networking, new memory, new processors, but on the same system architecture as Blackwell.
We knew that Nvidia and AMD were becoming AI companies, their data center profits rising so stratospherically that gaming graphics almost seem like an afterthought — but this chart truly puts it in perspective.
Not only is Nvidia’s AI compute selling nine times better than its gaming GPUs, its networking business alone has surpassed gaming for the full fiscal year. Not that an $11.35 billion gaming business is anything to sneeze at.
$14.8 billion profit in Q1, $16.6 billion in Q2, $19.3 billion in Q3 — and now, $22.09 billion in profit in fiscal Q4 2025. Add it up, divide, and on average: Nvidia now makes $2,300 in pure profit every second.
While I know it’s not all investors and businesses care about, I’ve always been fascinated by massive profits because of all they could be used for, whether it’s investing in moonshots, buying other companies, solving world hunger, or just making their pricy products more affordable.
