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Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
Again, we’re getting the pitch for ‘inference compute.’

This is becoming a running theme with Musk: the idea that the unused compute power of millions of idle Tesla vehicles could be used like Amazon’s cloud service business. Of course, it’s not that easy.

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
“I think it’s going to be a glorious future.”

Elon says he plans on starting fully autonomous Model 3 and Model Y trips in Texas and California “next year.” Cybercab won’t go into production until “2026... before 2027.”

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
“And yes, you’ll be able to buy one.”

Cheers as Musk says the cost will be “below $30,000.” Take that with a huge grain of salt.

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
“With autonomy, you get your time back. This is a very big deal.”

Elon selling autonomous cars as a time saver, which is a very familiar argument for anyone who has been paying attention to the AV industry.

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
OK here it is. The Tesla robotaxi.

Elon gets in. It’s driving him through the film lot. There are 20 of them on the lot, and another 30 driverless Model Ys.

Umar Shakir
Umar Shakir
A line must be drawn.

Don’t do Hayao Miyazaki like this.

Jay Peters
Jay Peters
“Has it started yet?”

That’s what my wife just asked me about this event, which was supposed to begin FIFTY ONE MINUTES AGO.

(The answer is no, it hasn’t.)

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
While we wait,

Elon is tweeting about Howard Stern and NYC Mayor Eric Adams. Meanwhile, we’re 45 minutes past the start time.

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
Livestream cautiously, my friends.

Apparently there are a lot of crypto scams masking as Tesla robotaxi livestream on YouTube — a problem we have reported on in the past.

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
There’s parody versions of popular movie posters.

Back to the Future, E.T., and The Mask have all received the robotaxi treatment. The question I have: were these done by human artists, or AI?

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
Musk says someone in the audience needs medical attention.

Apparently that’s what’s holding up the event. Hope they’re ok!

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
Musk’s mother and brother arrive.

It’s a family affair at Tesla’s robotaxi event, as the rest of us wait for it to start. We’re already 20 minutes late.

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
The livestream commences.

And the vibes, they are ambient.

Once upon a time, Tesla used to invite media organizations like The Verge to its product events. But after the disastrous Cybertruck reveal (remember the smashed window?), Musk shut down the company’s PR division and stopped inviting us to his parties. So it goes!