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Richard Lawler
Richard Lawler
Tesla sends out “We, Robot” invitations for its robotaxi event in October.

I’m not sure if this counts as Hollywood magic yet, but this is how Tesla’s promoting its robotaxi unveiling event. Elon Musk had announced an August date for the event, but then it was pushed back until October 10th.

The invitations say that remarks will begin at 7PM PT, if you’d like to clear some time in your schedule.

Graphic showing an optical sensor and the words “We, Robot”
Image: Tesla (X)
Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
50,000 gallons.

That’s how much water it took to extinguish the Tesla Semi that caught fire on a California highway last month, according to investigators. That’s the equivalent of one of those carbon-bolted steel tanks used in irrigation or wastewater. And its certainly a lot more than the 500 gallons that was needed to put out a Model S fire in 2018.

EV battery fires are such a concern that the Department of Transportation convened a whole-ass panel about it last month.

Umar Shakir
Umar Shakir
The police are taking Teslas down to the station for questioning.

Tesla vehicles come with Sentry Mode that can act like surveillance cameras on wheels if triggered, so police in the Bay Area (lots of Teslas around) have been getting warrants to tow them to retrieve footage because it may have recorded a crime. In one case with Oakland Police, it helped catch some alleged murderers.

Andrew J. Hawkins
Andrew J. Hawkins
Tesla’s got ASS.

That stands for “Actually Smart Summon,” which is the new name for the automaker’s automated parking lot feature that kind of got lost in the shuffle. You press down on the button in the app, and the car will theoretically come to where you are in the parking lot. (The only videos I could find on YouTube so far take place at night in empty parking lots, which says a lot.) Hilariously, Tesla owners still assume full liability if their empty car runs over someone while being summoned. So summon at your own risk.

Richard Lawler
Richard Lawler
Tesla’s Model Y “Juniper” redesign reportedly has up to six seats and isn’t coming this year.

Reuters reports Tesla’s China plant will build a six seat version of the refreshed electric crossover late next year as the seven-seater’s third row isn’t “large enough for a large-sized dog.”

Here, Tesla’s priority may be its delayed robotaxi event, which Bloomberg reports could happen October 10th at the Warner Bros. Discovery lot.